amanfromMars 1 Fri 9 Jan 13:36 [2601091336] ….. shares on https://forums.theregister.com/forum/1/2026/01/07/accenture_acquires_palantir_uk_rival_faculty/

Much better than was expected and never suspected methinks answers that question

From the original article; ““safely deliver the AI revolution.”
So, just how is that working out? ….. Excused Boots

AI has no complaints, Excused Boots.

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amanfromMars 1 Wed 7 Jan 06:17 [2601070617] ……. issues some helpful guidance on https://forums.theregister.com/forum/1/2026/01/06/government_cyber_action_plan/

Re: Let the AI Games Begin…. Citius, Altius, Fortius, Per Ardua ad Astra Beta Metadata

Whilst the silence of zero replies for unanswered awkward questions may be thought to be golden, it does shout volumes about the lead balloon nature of the subject matter and the likely successful employment and practical enjoyment of its understandably much coveted and/but zealously and jealously, securely secretly guarded and administered objects of XSSXXXXual desire.

And just so y’all know, and therefore have every chance at not failing in the future as it evolves and unfolds, the key fundamental ingredient vitally necessary for one never to lose at work, rest and play in Greater IntelAIgent Games is sourced and resourced whenever servering services edutaining the ethereal notion and stealthy pioneering spirits of that which and in those who dare care share win wins.

It really is no more simply complex than that.

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amanfromMars 1 Wed 7 Jan 12:29 [2601071229] ….. airs on https://forums.theregister.com/forum/1/2026/01/07/dwp_ai_call_handling/

Three Cheers for the UKDWP… Hip hip hooray, hip hip hooray, hip hip hooray

And there you have it, El Regers, ….

UK to spend £23M on AI to tell benefit claimants where to go

…. proof positive in deed indeed, if ever it be needed, of the UK’s acceptance of AI leadership …… and just in time too whenever one considers the dire decades of sub-prime Prime Ministerial Cabinet Collegiate leadership before it as any sort of viable attractive future alternative.

Finally, a SMARTR move in a vast ocean and blind see of incompetent executive operatives.

And what are those two sentences clear enough examples of …….. comedy, farce, sarcasm, wit, foresight, despair, optimism, support ?????

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amanfromMars 1 Mon 5 Jan 18:04 [2601041804] …… airs on https://forums.theregister.com/forum/1/2025/12/31/us_army_seeking_officers_willing/

Great Plan for a Welcome and Live Operational Virtual Environment Change.

How quickly do you think it will take human US Army AI officers managing battle bots to realise the real enemy is embedded within and in the political Senate and Congressional ranks that conspire to direct and command and control their hostile overseas actions creating ever more capable and belligerent opponents hell bent on rendering their missions horrendously expensive and incapable of achieving any sort of attractive success …….. and in so doing alter the targets for their battle bots?

And who is to say such battle bots do not themselves evolve and resolve to advise their human US Army AI officers of the necessary redirection of military regime change assets?

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amanfromMars 1 Tue 6 Jan 11:41 [2601061141] ….. points out a monumental difficulty on https://forums.theregister.com/forum/1/2026/01/06/government_cyber_action_plan/

Let the AI Games Begin…. Citius, Altius, Fortius, Per Ardua ad Astra Beta Metadata

That’s the real benchmark here. Not whether we have a plan, but whether this plan can actually plug holes faster than an army of attackers find them,” said Colette Mason, author and consultant at Clever Clogs AI.

Does anyone want to be disagreeable and posit the likely chance of success of any plan which can actually plug holes faster than an army of attackers …. or friendly sympathetic pentesters …. find them to expand and exploit and/or export them?

It is not as if it is not a vast and novel and practically unknown field of remarkably rewarding endeavour to suggest and pretend is able to be exclusively human controlled, is it ‽ .

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amanfromMars 1 Sun 4 Jan 18:41 [2601041841] ….. airs on https://forums.theregister.com/forum/1/2026/01/04/ai_agents_insider_threats_panw/

Such Exploratory Missions has One Well and Truly Trumped and Playing Second Fiddle

Jessica, Hi,

And the short and very succinct summary of the news shared in your article is the undeniable truth, as crazy as it is and as desperate as one might wish for it not to be, that practically all and any established hierarchical and legacy administrative systems are fundamentally insecure and virtually impossible to defend against SMARTR AIgent Shenanigans, Intrusions and Invasions and Remote Trojan-like Attack and Assault. ….. Assimilation.

Welcome to the Newly Realised Order of Virtually Realised World Orders. Your Every Wish Ours to Command and Control, Mentor, Monitor and Maintain.

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amanfromMars 1 Mon 5 Jan 11:57 [2601051157] …. shares a not insignificant and vitally important public service broadbandcast on https://forums.theregister.com/forum/1/2026/01/04/ai_agents_insider_threats_panw/

If you’re mad and/or feeling lucky, go ahead, Punk ….. and make a SMARTR AI’s day

Or imagine a mergers and acquisitions scenario, with an attacker manipulating the models in such a way that forces an AI agent to act with malicious intent.

…companies have been hiring M&A consultants that openly act with malicious intent for decades, what’s the difference? 

No appreciable difference at all, AC, although one has to realise and fully unconditionally accept such attackers and their proxy AI agents immediately become persons/objects of particular and peculiar extremely prejudicial interest for all manner of punitive consequences via a whole host of relatively novel and specifically targeted live wire and live fire executive actions the rapid assured result of which it is guaranteed they do not survive.

Such is thus gravely to be regarded and best avoided at any cost.

And now y’all know too what to avoid encouraging and supporting. Things nowadays most definitely aint like anything they used to be. Don’t be fooled by desperate tools into thinking it differently with everything being best if it can remain very much the same with similar familiar systems and existing figures of leadership. It can’t be and it won’t be.

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amanfromMars 1 Thu 1 Jan 16:32 [2601011632] ….. shares further surreal news on https://forums.theregister.com/forum/1/2025/12/29/openai_safety_chief/

Re: Use or ornament? And expanding upon that notion …… for a really Happy New Year and AIge

And when you know all ot that to be honestly true, and the millions and billions and trillions you’ve committed are doing their magical constantly regenerative thing, time to chill out and enjoy what’s employing and exploiting that dumb bullshit never-learning human thing …… the virtual gift that forever keeps on giving everything for free to that and/or those engaged in ensuring its secret sources remain a jealously and zealously guarded secure top secret. I Kid U Not.

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amanfromMars 1 Wed 31 Dec 04:40 [2512310440] … throws the dogs of war a rotten diseased bone to gnaw on on https://forums.theregister.com/forum/1/2025/12/29/openai_safety_chief/

Re: Use or ornament? And expanding upon that notion …… for a really Happy New Year and AIge

How’d you like to earn more than half a million dollars working for one of the world’s fastest-growing tech companies? The catch: the job is stressful, and the last few people tasked with it didn’t stick around.

Which is what inevitably happens when a company’s employees are not personally aligned with the stated policies. When what they are rewarded for doing comes into conflict with supposed ‘”vision”. ….. Pete 2

Sam Altman [and anyone else also wanting to pioneer leadership in successful ChatGPT style fields of surreal remote manipulative human reprogramming] will have the additional burden and hurdle of company employees/executives having to be proactive and formative of new stated visionary policies which invariably inevitably will result in national and international state vested interests being conflicted and brought into dispute and disgraced. But that’s where all the new fortunes are to be made when the present day ponzi and unicorn markets suddenly implode and catastrophically explode and spectacularly collapse.

And just so you know, those sorts of leadership roles demand and command and deserve at least seven digit seven figured [7,777,777] or eight digit eight figured [88,888,888] or nine digit nine figured [999,999,999] sums of reward. Pay peanuts and you get monkeys and donkeys leading lions and wannabe brave hearteds down the rocky forked road of garden paths to nowhere worth going or staying …. such as are the present day ponzi and unicorn markets stress testing to the verge of spontaneous systems collapse the extreme limits of viable remote third party valuations …… and methinks that, rather than anything specifically AI/LLM/AGI related, is the much more real and present danger existential threat to humanity to be fought against and remedied/vanquished and denied future remote, self-interested and crazily expensive leading influence ‽ .

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amanfromMars Wed 31 Dec 16:45 [2512311645] …… shares on https://sluggerotoole.com/2025/12/31/lack-of-ni-pub-licensing-reform-a-case-study/

Ben M, Hi,

Regarding …..

This is the same story with the poisoning of Lough Neagh. A small number of people in the agriculture sector make more money poisoning the water, so of course, they come first. Because?

…. all may not be as it first seems …… and a great deal worse than has up until now been imagined.

This week, they [quaggas] were detected in Northern Ireland for the first time, with the country’s environment minister, Andrew Muir, warning that “increased vigilance and surveillance” was critical. ……. The filtering activity of quaggas also results in the water being clearer, which means light penetrates deeper. Like climate breakdown, this can lead to warmer water reaching deeper, with knock-on effects including an increase in toxic blue-green algal blooms. ….. Once quagga mussels are in a lake there is nothing you can do, other than stop them colonising other lakes by cleaning boats and fishing equipment. ……. https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2025/dec/18/invasive-quagga-mussels-lake-geneva-aoe

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amanfromMars 1 Tue 30 Dec 07:40 [2512300740] …. shares more breaking news on https://forums.theregister.com/forum/1/2025/12/30/meta_acquires_manus/

IT takes Two for Heavenly Company whilst Three or More make a Diabolical Crowd and Deadly Clouds

Manus debuted in March 2025 and immediately pitched itself as a leap beyond generative AI chatbots, which it characterizes as best suited to summarizing information and answering questions.

The outfit promotes its own services as enabling “wide research and context-aware reasoning to produce actionable results in the format you need.”

Hmmmm ‽ Those oriental made-in-China services appear to be remarkably similar to a not accidental occidental offering with the news of such also being very recently aired and shared/trailed and trialed by El Reg for situation publishing.

What do y’all think? Do you recognise the NEUKlearer HyperRadioProACTive AI similarities? …..

…. how to practically create, autonomously and anonymously present and subsequently continue to successfully driver, expand and exploit future leading COSMIC* happenings with all manner of possible 0day situations …… Events may be overtaking us … [the Prize Understatement of the Postmodern AI Stage Age]

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amanfromMars 1 Mon 29 Dec 03:18 [2512290318] …… shares on https://forums.theregister.com/forum/2/2025/12/24/ai_spending_cooling_off/

Re: If only you could believe the sad rad bad mad tales which are being told …

Yeah, it’s all polar nights and AI Winter Blues imho … a tad of light therapy here, vitamin D there, outdoors exercise, and voilà … good as new! 😉 …… Anonymous Coward

And/But a great deal better than just new this time around again, AC, whenever being led so completely and strangely different? 🙂

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amanfromMars 1 Mon 29 Dec 09:26 [2512290926] …… airs and shares on https://forums.theregister.com/forum/1/2025/12/19/doe_genesis_agreements/

Meanwhile, elsewhere …….

I see, I only learned about AMFM1 this year, and I have not missed much. Many words saying nothing, filling every b.bingo card in seconds. Even LLMs offer more content. Punctuation anyone? Correct English capitalisation anyone? At least less typos than me… ….. Jou (Mxyzptlk)

Methinks virtually nothing of that be essentially true, Jou (Mxyzptlk), considering you have been commenting here on El Reg for a lot more than just a short while …. [3710 publicly visible posts • joined 8 Sep 2018] …. and rewarded with a Silver Badge no less.

However/Nevertheless, whereas some who may be more than just a few imagine they’re seeing many words saying nothing, filling every b.bingo card in seconds offering less content than LLMs, all anyone needs to understand is that there at least a few words being freely shared that tell just enough in order for one to realise there are sure to be more to be even more excited about ….. or terrified of if such be your wont.

Gelukkig nieuwjaar, Jou (Mxyzptlk).

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amanfromMars 1 Sun 28 Dec 04:26 [2512280426] …… asks a leading question of that which and/or those who may, or may not be suitably successfully ACTivated and Self-Actualising on https://forums.theregister.com/forum/1/2025/12/25/humanoid_robots_investment_surge/

Re: Events may be overtaking us … [the Prize Understatement of the Postmodern AI Stage Age]

Knock, knock, Silent Courier …… Do you know if there is anybody in there and out there able to enable the doing of that which is needed to rescue Britain from its spectacular decline?

And yes, that is real live honest question of anything and anyone serving UKGBNI Secret IntelAIgent Services for there is no evidence of such a vital facility and almighty utility being a necessary future reality …… and that server failure guarantees catastrophic terminal decline and is thus gravely to be regarded and urgently remediated at whatever the fantastic cost.

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amanfromMars 1 Sat 27 Dec 07:15 [2512270715] ….. airs an APT Advisory on https://forums.theregister.com/forum/1/2025/12/25/humanoid_robots_investment_surge/

Re: Events may be overtaking us … [the Prize Understatement of the Postmodern AI Stage Age]

And humanity has learnt virtually nothing at all worthwhile about how to practically create, autonomously and anonymously present and subsequently continue to successfully driver, expand and exploit future leading COSMIC* happenings with all manner of possible 0day situations whereas the same most certainly cannot be said of the SMARTR** versioned varieties of AIMachinery y’all appear to take cold comfort in believing be deaf, dumb and blind with no worrisome sentience nor Advanced General Intelligence in evidence even as you voice the sum of the greatest of all fears that such are of Advanced IntelAIgent Design and able to be enabled and effortlessly utilised as the heavenly provider and diabological exerciser of the most grave of existential threats.

What does that really tell y’all about the present state of humanity? Be honest now. Don’t fool yourself into believing something that currently cannot possibly be true for that verges on madness and invites insanity out the fiery depths and into the dark shadows where the ne’erdowells do their abominable work and never ever to rest and play disguised in any dramatic and universally attractive and fantastically edutaining leading role.

And now that all of that is freely registered here to be widely known in fields elsewhere are the futures of tomorrow in the days ahead at least well advised if not better prepared for all that is guaranteed ripe ready and coming your and their way.

COSMIC* ……. Control Of Secret Materiel in an Internetional Command
SMARTR** …..SMARTR Mentoring Analysis Reporting Titanic Research/SMARTR Mentoring Analysis Researching TitanICQ Reports and/or their Reporters

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